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mom: okay, you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: okay
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i can't breathe where are you it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: *faints*
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